re: Poll: Whats your favorite past time over xmas?

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shit, definition:


1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

2. another word for Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.

The Shit List:

The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

The Clean Shit

The Wet Shit

The Second Wave Shit

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit

The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.

The Lincoln Log Shit - The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it

The Nororius Drinker Shit

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit

The Wet Cheeks Shit - Also known as the "Power Dump".
The Liquid Shit

The Mexican Food Shit - A class all on its own.

The Crowd Pleaser - This shit is so intriguing in size

The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "Honeymoon's Over" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger - A shit which refuses to let go.

The Phantom Shit

The Peek-A-Boo Shit - Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell - A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate

The Snake Charmer


The Olympic Shit


The Back-To-Nature Shit

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit

Premeditated Shit - Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

Shitzopherenia - Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit. Also known as a "Still Going" shit.

The Power Dump Shit

The Liquid Plumber Shit

The Spinal Tap Shit

The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit

The Porridge Shit

The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit

The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit

The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit

The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit

"I have to take a shit"
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