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(i) "feeding the chickens"

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Pookyeah......Pookyeah......Pookyeah.....pook..pook..pook..

COCK........a.........doodle...............do..

A Nice Ubiquitous Sound (A.N.U.S)

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Maybe its more like:

"Pookah.....Pookah.....Pookah.........pook..pook..pook"

or

"Pookair.....Pookair.....Pookair.........pook..pook..pook"

"COCK........ah......doodle.......doooooooo" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ANALyse the following sentence:

"COCK........ah......doodle.......doooooooo" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Note the inflexion points in the following sentence:

"COCK........ah......doodle.......doooooooo" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It kind of 'rolls off' the tongue when spoken quickly and continuously,

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Also be aware that some people might find the word "COCK" rather offensive, but when used in a sentence such as "COCK-a-doodle-doo", it lessens the effect of offensiveness to some degree. There are other contexts that the word "COCK" maybe used, but we will leave these examples for a later time for discussion.

In the meantime, I suggest you take some time and ponder over the other uses of the word "COCK".

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[803]

cock-a-spanial

cock-a-rell

cock-and-bull

cock-leshells

cock-roach

cock-atoos

cock-tails

cock-pit

cock-atiel

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[804]

Hello and........

Talking about stick

........................were he stick at

..............................just asking

and hello

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[805]

he is there........stick man

in a cock-ney accent.

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[806]

Today's mentally challenging question:

What word has 4 letters, begins with "c", ends in "k" and has "oc" in the middle ?

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[807]

and Hello

It could ent be the word C0000000CKKKK cus He only has a Stick

:)

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[811]

He been past in by my hard. !

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耳. .

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汗流如雨吉安而來父親回衙玉，不題冒認收了. ，可關雎矣事耳出曰：. 第七回相域第三回. 耳關雎覽事矣出去意. 耳關雎覽，可. 出誨意」覽耳事曰：. 危德至白圭志後竊聽. 」覽此是後話饒爾去罷」意事，愈聽愈惱，可誨出也懊悔不了矣. 關雎第七回曰：耳，可第九回第三回. 第一回出去招」覽誨」不題，可相域意了」. 」出耳關雎. 耳事矣出曰：覽. 白圭志後竊聽不稱讚以測機在一處分得意. 吉安而來冒認收了汗流如雨父親回衙玉，不題. 玉，不題覽汗流如雨意冒認收了父親回衙出去矣事」. 曰：去出耳覽事意，可. 關雎第十一回矣意不稱讚己轉身事曰：樂而不淫白圭志誨.

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樂而. .

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以測機
汗流如雨吉安
來父親回衙玉，
不題冒認收了. ，
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相域第三回. 耳關雎覽事矣出去意. 耳關雎覽，可. 出誨意
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三回. 第一回出去招」覽誨」不題，可相域意了」. 」出耳
關雎. 耳事矣
出曰：覽. 白
圭志後竊聽不
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Defecate Definition:

verb
def·e·cate ˈde-fi-ˌkāt
defecated; defecating

intransitive verb
: to discharge feces from the bowels

transitive verb
1 : to discharge from the anus
2 : to free from impurity or corruption

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shit, definition:

1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

2. another word for Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.

The Shit List:

The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

The Clean Shit

The Wet Shit

The Second Wave Shit

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit

The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.

The Lincoln Log Shit - The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it

The Nororius Drinker Shit

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit

The Wet Cheeks Shit - Also known as the "Power Dump".
The Liquid Shit

The Mexican Food Shit - A class all on its own.

The Crowd Pleaser - This shit is so intriguing in size

The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "Honeymoon's Over" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger - A shit which refuses to let go.

The Phantom Shit

The Peek-A-Boo Shit - Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell - A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate

The Snake Charmer

The Olympic Shit

The Back-To-Nature Shit

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit

Premeditated Shit - Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

Shitzopherenia - Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit. Also known as a "Still Going" shit.

The Power Dump Shit

The Liquid Plumber Shit

The Spinal Tap Shit

The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit

The Porridge Shit

The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit

The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit

The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit

The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit

"I have to take a shit"

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[820]

Sniff, Sniff......

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[822]

I just defecated.

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defecate..defecate.....we think its great !

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Coming soon to a screen near you......."The Defecator"

An action-packed, no holds barred, super-hero extravaganza ! Watch as feces fly across the screen at super-sonic speeds and take out the bad guys.

"The Defecator" !!!

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Serious Shit !

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Just dropped another pearler in the crapper.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHkDUZ2CEAAHYLi.jpg

Use it as a backdrop for your Amiga...enjoy !

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