I was in the middle of cooking up a dish for lunch.
That's when, all of a sudden, I got the overwhelming urge to defecate.
So, I made my way to the bathroom and sat down on the receptacle designed to capture human excrement.
Then, with little effort on my part, a huge amount of feces exited my anus.
SHIT EVERYWHERE !
And that sir, was, without any doubt, one of the greatest events in human history.
SHIT....BIG SHIT !
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